Where the sun doesn't shine

Following this incident, it looks like we may need to amend the Fireworks Code. I always thought it was basic common sense, but there we go:

• Keep fireworks in a sealed box or tin
• Use them one at a time, replacing the lid immediately
• NEVER put fireworks in your pocket
• Read the instructions carefully, using a torch or hand lamp NEVER use a naked flame
• Light fireworks at arms length using a taper or a firework lighter
• Stand well back and NEVER return to a firework after it has been lit, it could explode in your face
• Ensure that all chidren with fireworks are well supervised
• NEVER throw fireworks
• Keep all pets and animals indoors
• Take care of sparklers, wear gloves to hold them and dispose of sparklers in a bucket of water as soon as they are finished
• NEVER INSERT FIREWORKS INTO YOUR BOTTOM AND LIGHT THEM