Is it April 1st?

Apparently Mancunian miserablist, Morrissey, wants to sing for the UK at this year's Eurovision.

I mean, what?

It's been bad enough the past few years when our pop tat has come way down the table, but for one of our top cultural icons to get nul points would be too tough to bear, surely.

Please, Mr Smith, don't do it. Unless you cover this song: